A chagrined Black Shoe Diaries reports on what's possibly the second worst idea in the recent history of the Penn State football program*:

The Blue-White Rapper Show is a contest for Penn State Students to showcase their rap talents as well as their love of Penn State football. The winning original rap song will be performed at halftime of the first home football game on September 1, 2007. The original rap song must be done by a solo artist (no groups) and be under one minute in length. The central theme for the rap should be Penn State Football.

Folks, I was just in Happy Valley this fall, and I'm telling you to mentally remove the "blue" from the first sentence. This promises to be more awkward then that one time you walked into a karaoke night just as three frat boys started in on "Drop It Like It's Hot" without realizing how often they'd have to mumble awkwardly when the system prompted them to say "n****". Any Fanhouse aficionados who attend this monstrosity are begged to tape and upload it so the "winner" can receive the thorough internet battering he/she richly deserves.

*(#1: burning Anthony Morelli's redshirt so he could be the third string quarterback and throw a couple Hail Marys a few years ago)