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Tony Romo to Enter Witness Protection Program

Well, I don't think things could have gone worse for Dallas quarterback Tony Romo. After leading his team to three straight losses to end the regular season, the fourth-year pro looked parts confused, anxious, hesitant, and indecisive as the Cowboys faced the Seahawks in the NFC wild card game.

And it wasn't like Seattle was exactly firing on all cylinders, either. In fact, quarterback Matt Hasselbeck threw two interceptions and Dallas was up 20-15 with 6:32 to go in the game.

But it gets worse. After driving to the Seahawks' four-yard line, the Cowboys, trailing 21-20, lined up for a field goal attempt with 1:19 on the clock. Romo, who is also the holder, only had to catch the snap, put it on the ground, and let kicker Martin Gramatica poke what basically amounted to an extra point through the uprights. Dallas would have the lead, and Seattle would have sixty seconds to march the length of the field.

I'll save you the suspense -- and if the title of this post didn't give it away -- Romo botched the snap, tried to run for a first down (it was fourth-and-1 from the four-yard line) and botched that too. Game over. Season over. On his way to the locker room after the game, Terrell Owens could be heard yelling "Why the f*** is he [Romo] here!" (Okay, I made that quote up, but it certainly sounds like something T.O. might say.)

After the month Romo's had I can understand why Jessica Simpson's not dating this guy. And we'll soon be able to say the same thing about Carrie Underwood. (Maybe Jeff Garcia can spare some of his Playboy Playmate girlfriends.) Somewhere Deiter Brock is saying to no one in particular, "now that dude's a flash in the pan."

Somebody should check Drew Bledsoe's locker for a Tony Romo voodoo doll. And then ask him why he's laughing hysterically.

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