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Weis: 'Splain to Me Why The Irish are Dropping in the Rankings!'

Florida received a deserved boost in the rankings after decisively handling their very formidable opponent. And a side order of curly fries.
Notre Dame had a wild game this Saturday against a middling yet surprisingly stout and inspired UCLA team, relying on some last-minute heroics and an incredible display of intestinal fortitude to gird up their loins and fight their way back to win. For this effort, the Irish took a tumble in every rankings.

Meanwhile, Florida sat at home, drank daiquiris, played X-Box, and watched football on television. I have no independent confirmation of this, but my sources say Urban Meyer gave his cat a bath and a pedicure. Huzzah, an inspired effort! For this, you shall catapult over Notre Dame in the rankings. Tennessee, Cal, and Texas all had frightening last-second victories against overmatched teams, and all of them stayed in their comfortable spots or moved up.

Charlie Weis doesn't get it.

"One of the teams (Tennessee) that jumped us had the same game that we had. They're down, they're playing at home and they win by a field goal," Weis said Tuesday. "Another team (Florida) that jumped us wasn't even playing. They were home eating cheeseburgers and they end up jumping us. That befuddles me."


...and later...

"Tell me how that works?" Weis said. "Maybe I'm just stupid. Tell me how that works?"


I can't, Charlie. It's the crazy machine's doing.

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